Madame Rowley’s Face
First—the claims made Second—the grounds on which it is recommended Third—it does not come asunder Fourth—it has been analyzed by Eminent Scientists Fifth—its VALUABLE PROPERTIES never become impaired Sixth— it is recommended by Eminent Physicians and Scientific Men Seventh—its use cannot be detected Eighth— it may be desired Ninth— hundreds of dollars uselessly expended may be saved Tenth— it is safe, simple, cleanly and never injures Eleventh— it may be applied WITH EQUALLY GOOD RESULTS Twelfth—by its use impurities vanish Thirteenth—it is harmless, costs little and saves money Fourteenth—ever vouchsafed to womankind, famous ladies use it from Jones, Edgar R. “1887 Print Advertisement for Madame Rowley’s Toilet Mask or Face Glove.” Those Were the Good Old Days; a Happy Look at American Advertising, 1880-1930 . New York: Simon and Schuster, 1959. 41. Print. *** I am participating in Poetry Month Scouts, hosted by the Found Poetry Review. So this month: lots...